Formula Oppo: The Volvo Grand Prix of China Sweden

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/06/2017 at 20:00 • Filed to: FO

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Welcome to the second round of Formula Oppo, the only thing that doesn’t have an after show hosted by Chris Hardwick. This week we head to exotic China Sweden, where the the beer flows like wine. Mmmmmmm Beeeeeeeeeer........

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Lewis Hamilton grabbed the pole and rode it hard until the rubber gave way forcing a pit stop. Vettel, who had pushed his way into second in the first few turns, stayed out for a few more laps and Hamilton came out behind Verstappen, giving the good German first. As predicted, could not Lewis could not pass Verstappen. Eventually Der Dutchman found his way into pit lane giving second back to Lewis, while Sebastian stayed in first. Bottas stayed in front of Kimi for the full race and finished third. Really, this was a boring fucking race that I fell asleep during, so I might have missed a few things...

This week marks the first track race of the season, so with more runoff room we might actually witness a pass or two on track. Can Ferrari make it two for two? Will Toto slam his first in joy or frustration? Is the Vettel-Hamilton title fight the real deal or is this just wishful thinking amongst the racing media? (#fakenews) Maybe Fernando will actually finish a race. Red Bull isn’t promising any real results until Canada or maybe they’re still playing the blame on Renault. (#sad) If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of Vijay Mallya you are asked to notify the authorities.

Your Drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Valtteri Bottas- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Verstappen- Red Bull

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrari

Sergio Perez- Force India

Esteban Ocon- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Lance Stroll- Williams

Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Stoffel Vandoorne- McLaren

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

Carlos Sainz Jr- Toro Rosso

Romain Grosjean- Haas

Kevin Magnussen- Haas

Nico Hulkenberg- Renault

Jolyon Palmer- Renault

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Pascal Wehrlein Antonio Giovinazzi- Sauber

My picks:

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Valtteri Bottas

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse: None

For the rest of you, you have until Q1 to make your picks or they will not count! Good luck!

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/02/2017 at 11:22

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Bottas

3. Vettel

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/06/2017 at 08:18

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Q. HAM

1. HAM

2. VET

3. BOT

Curse: NONE

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/06/2017 at 20:15

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Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Valtteri Bottas

3. Sebastian Vettel

hike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/06/2017 at 21:25

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Q: Hamilton

1 Bottas

2 Hamilton

3 Kimi

190octane > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/06/2017 at 21:54

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Q: Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Bottas

3. Vettel

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2017 at 00:05

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Q Ham

1 Vet

2 Ham

3 Bot

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2017 at 05:20

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Q. Bottas

1. Hamilton

2. Bottas

3. Kimi

curse Giovinazzi

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2017 at 15:10

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Q HAM

1 HAM

2 VET

3 BOT

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2017 at 18:49

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Q. Romain Grosjean

1. Carlos Sainz Jr

2. Fernando Alonso

3. Stoffel Vandoorne

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2017 at 19:07

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Q. Hamilton

1. Vettel

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

No Curse!

Was für ein Arschloch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/07/2017 at 21:25

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Qualifying: Ham

Win: Ham

Place: Vet

Show: Bot

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/08/2017 at 01:06

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Q - Lewis

1 - Lewis

2 - Seb

3 - Verstappen

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/08/2017 at 01:11

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q. Hamilton
1. Hamilton

2. Sebastian vettel
3 .iceman

No fp2 means i am going blind here. fp3 was not that definitive.

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/08/2017 at 01:35

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q. vet

1. vettee

2. ham

3, bot

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/08/2017 at 02:42

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Bottas

3. Vettel

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/08/2017 at 08:21

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I stand by this even with Verstappen having engine trouble in Q1. Because rain.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/09/2017 at 20:18

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Damn son